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Blog Number Eleven: Sat. Apr. 12 4:38 PM – Not Happy!

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We just finished the second break and I am PISSED OFF! I mean REALLY TICKED! My Buddhist calm has left me, I am fit to be tied. THERE’S A CRACK IN MY MP3 PLAYER! It’s a little crack in the screen like you would get if a little rock hit your windshield. But… NEWSFLASH – I’M NOT DRIVING MY MP3 PLAYER and THERE ARE NO LITTLE ROCKS IN MY BREAST POCKET. I think me and Mr. Sam Sung are going to have ourselves a little SITDOWN when I get back. That’s what I think!

Oh yeah…. the tournament. We started with 15000 chips and after 3 hours of poker I have 14500. Nish-Gfiltefish as my wife would say. Holding my own. Kissing my sister. Oh wait, that’s a little gross. My sister is actually READING this.

My goal was to improve every round because if you improve EVERY round then you win! Already screwed that one up. We carry on. we see.

3 responses to “Blog Number Eleven: Sat. Apr. 12 4:38 PM – Not Happy!”

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    Anonymous

    RichSo, you have three unquestioned talents, which in ascending order are:TALENT #3 Poker player ( this could become #2 if you win in Monte Carlo)TALENT #2 Talent agent (I’m assuming you are good at this, even though you did once reject my daughter. Ok so you did make up for it).1. UNQUESTIONABLY TALENT #1 is your brilliance as comedic essayist ( “blogist” is not an adequate description, unless you have “writers blog” but that doesn’t apply to you).You are absolutely, definitely going to have to do something more than Virgil Goes To Europe with this hilarious,seemingly endless stream of consciousness material A wider audience, a much wider audience is waiting (even though they may not know it yet).For example: Think what would happen if you applied this to your experiences as Talent Agent. First you would have to resign and second you would need to hire a good lawyer. but apart from that……….. By the way the most fascinating bit of information for me is your love of Gospel music. I love it too, but I don’t know what CDs to buy. I need a list when you get back.Good LuckLarry

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    Hi Rich. Just read every word you’ve blogged (?) since day one. You is a funny funny man. One question. Did you purchase just one pair of underpants? Not so practical, really. I’m just sayin. (Maybe I too could not resist the pull of using the word underpants in conversation.)Luck and more luck to you my friend.Paula

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    One word: appleWC

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