Mr. Caplan: Your honor, may I approach the bench?

Judge: Certainly

Mr. Caplan: Your honor, when two parties agree to share a hotel room, is it not incumbent on the party of the second part to inform the party of the first part that he snores like a runaway freight train?

Judge: There’ll be no hyperbole in my courtroom, Mr. Caplan.

Mr Caplan: I stand corrected your honor. A runaway freight train is far too rhythmic. This is more like being inside an active volcano. Check that your honor. It’s like being inside a speeding runaway freight train that pile-drives it’s way into an active volcano. During an earthquake.

Judge: I’ll allow it. Yes, he should have mentioned it.

Mr. Caplan: Thank you your honor. The defense rests. But not last night.

Randy snores. I didn’t sleep last night. And all my dead descendants are also wide awake now. I may have to get another room. In a different hotel. At the opposite end of the strip.

Meanwhile  the World Series Of Poker Seniors event starts in a mere few hours! I’ve never felt less prepared for a tournament in my life. Can’t wait to get there.