Ok this is a first. I’m writing this blog blotto. I can barely see the keys. Clearly Mr. Lebow is going to be a very bad influence on me. Drank a 20 oz. beer at the airport in Toronto waiting for the plane. Then took an Ativan to get me through the flight. Got  here and hit the blackjack tables with Randy. Got my usual Chivas on the rocks. Then Randy ordered me a Mcallam or something to show me that it was better scotch. So I drank that too. I have no appreciation for these things. It could have been paint thinner for all I know. We palyed blackjack at a table with a gorgeous girl named Tatiana. Just the three of us at the table. She says she was from Hawaii. She was cute. And as I imbibed more scotch she became gorgeous. She went to he washroom ad when she came came back, her ample boobs were practictically sitting on the blackjack table. I’m sorry, if you could see me trying to type this you’d laugh. I can’t see the keyboard. She looked like Angelina Jolie. Not so much when we sat down by by the second scotch she looked like Angelina Jolie’s sexier sister. We had fun, we kibitzed, we high fived, aand we all won, me being the biggest winner of $1300 in less than an hour. Then we all met at the cashier where she asked us if we wanted to go on a date. Tatiana’s a hooker. I mean I guess we should ve figure that out when she came back from the washroom with hertits practically on disply. Randy and I politely declined. I mean of course we declined. Don’t beridiculous. are ther alloy ofmistakes here? I can’t see straight and randy snores like TheQueenyMary on a foggy Day.This could bea problem. I have to slep.I havea tournament in like 5 hours and i haven’t slept at all and the room is spinning. Fuck.