OK, I don’t have a lot of time to write this because day 2 starts in ten minutes, but I just have to say that whatever happens today – WHATEVER HAPPENS – it doesn’t really matter because I just got the best shave of my life. Went to the spa and the guy who takes care of me – because don’t you know I have a guy who takes care of me in the spa – Alix (he specified with an “i” when I told him I’d write about him in my blog) is supposed to try to sell me this really expensive shaving line that runs about 150 prunes (95 for the travel kit). And even though I assured him that my momma didn’t raise the kind of foo’ who would spend that on a razor and some cream, he insisted on taking me through the process. Short story. I HAVE BEEN FULLY EXFOLIATED AND I AM TINGLING AND READY TO PLAY POKER. I have the smoothest head right now. You could eat off my head. Everything would taste a little minty, but you could eat off it. Big tip comin for Alix if I make final table. OK gotta go. Speak to you soon, hopefully not TOO soon.